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"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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I don't know, but I'm pretty scared.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:46, 1 reply)
he'll probably murder your kids after he's molested them. he seems the type.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:49, closed)
I really hope he doesn't molest and murder my imaginary kids.
I couldn't imagine anything worse.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:52, closed)
Those nonce types can be so hard to reason with.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:52, closed)
true.
you certainly never listen
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:53, closed)
Paed 'em and weep.
That's my motto.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:58, closed)
that is amazing

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:02, closed)
That's what your kids said LAST NIGHT.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:40, closed)
i imagine he's already on his way to the police station
with a screenprint of this thread in his angry little hand.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:54, closed)
Christ
I go away to do some work and come back to this??
Thanks
(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:20, closed)
Alrite Slipper, I cannot believe what's bein said here over your kids
Are you really gonna take it?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:38, closed)
I know!
I started having a decent chat with sandettie and all hell breaks loose!
Don't really mind what's being said to be honest. The majority of users on here are good humoured, but there are a few who don't know when to stop. Think I was accused of not being able to take a joke, but hey, if a user who is generally trolling you gets called a cunt by another user, I tend to ignore them anyway! Cheers for asking.
(Slipper I'm going for a smoke, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 20:23, closed)
I'll knight you with the Mods anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 9:13, closed)

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