His cunning plan...
I've been dating my girlfriend since April, since we live in different towns time spent together is often just us, as such I suspect her Dad hadn't had the chance to find out all about me that he might want.

So last Friday I was up to hers for the weekend but she had plans for the Friday night already. So out of the blue I was encouraged to go to the pub with her Dad.

Having been at work all day and driven up I arrived with an empty stomach and was whisked out the door after a quick change of clothes.

What proceeded was her Dad nigh on force feeding me 4 pints of strong cider in quick succession. The questions started off nice and generic. By the 4th pint I think I was confessing to anything asked. Needless to say his mission accomplished I was dropped off at her house and he seems satisfied with his newly acquired info. I can't help but imagine I'm filed in a dossier now, perhaps in a drawer of previous boyfriends who got a similar interrogation?

I'm pleased to say though that we're still together and he's being nice to me, so who knows, perhaps I had the right answers!?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:56, 3 replies)

take some advice from me as a dad with a daughter myself
you think you had the right answers.
Oh and the whole being nice to you thing that's because its his daughters feelings involved.
Start to worry if the old man suggests a outdoor activity like.... i don't know off the top of my head paint balling.

Lulling the boyfriend into a false sense of security is the calm before the storm.
Unless he does like you but you will never know unless he tries to bum you but that's the only like you're likely to get.

Dads are just protective of their daughters that's the way we roll.
(Cov Boy, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:09, closed)

Oh I know we're protective!
I've also got a daughter from by my ex-wife and my girlfriend has a daughter by her ex too.

So all in all I'll end up Dad to two daughters whilst watching my back in case of sudden bumming from potential father in law lol!
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 17:59, closed)

Ha ha
An ex of mine's dad once sideswiped me when I stayed with her at theirs for the first time.
"She tells me you have a cock the size of a 5 year olds" he said.
"!"
Then, with his hand a few foot off the floor, "This big! Anyway, goodnight!"
Er yeah, that freaked me a little.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 23:40, closed)