Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Auld pain in the erseMy father's words of wisdom.
When I dropped a glass from a tray I was carrying: "Son, ye better pit a pair of pants on that, cause ye made a right cunt of it."
When he caught someone trying to nick his Xmas lights from the tree in the garden: "Here pal. Pit yer troosers on yer heed. Yer an erse!"
Just two of the many gems he's given us over the years
(, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:09, Reply)
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