Many shades of wrong!!!
Mum desides she's off out with friends for the evening and we (been younger brother and I) are left in the capable care of our dad !!!!...

"I'll do you both a quick tea" a phrase that brings a shudder even now 25 yeras later..

Egg beans and chips how difficult is that to arse up..

Chips made fresh and quite yummy, beans warm and not the cheap variety, doing well so far.. eggs, cooked nice runny yolks, seem to have a slight crunch within the normal texture and small crispy BITS...

Now most people would think bits of shell maybe or due to dirty oil, or bacon been cooked in same oil....

NOPE !!!!! it's because the silly old sod decided he couldn't find the normal egg flipping spatular and so used the CATLIT scraper from under the sink !!!!!

I will let your own minds diggest the horror of what the small crunchy bits might have been.. It makes me gip just thinking about it...

BUT.. it didn't kill us and the story has been told by both me and my brother to our own kids now and at christmas last year his present was a full set of kitchen utensils which I think still havn't been used as we just don't trust him in the kitchen anymore.
(ELDAR, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:35, 2 replies)

That is absolutely
hilarious, your dad is no doubt a pathetic idiot who has most likely never worked a day in his life and has the intelligence of a tampon!
(mparryuk52, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 20:08, closed)

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