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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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just been talking to my dadabout bernard matthews dying. the subject naturally changed to turkeys, with my dad saying "he made his fortune raising turkeys"
my mum said "he didn't raise them he got other people to do it for him." my dad's reply was "he did raise them, from chickens."
wtf? how can you raise a turkey from a chicken? i am seriously beginning to question my parentage
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:17,
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In Soviet RussiaPeru is called CHICKEN!
Erm ... or something.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:31,
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Ask him where Buffalo wings come from.:-)
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 12:03,
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i wouldbut i'm scared of what answer he'd give!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 17:39,
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