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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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My old man likes DIY and he likes cookingthese two interests came together when he made his own smoker from some sheet steel. The contraption was basically a metal barrel with a camping gas stove and a tray of wood chips at the bottom, metal wracks for the food, and a lid like a chairman's hat.
The problem occurred after the first couple of hours use. I can remember clearly that Doctor Who was just starting when there was a loud "WUMP" from the garden, then a roaring sound and a rather pleasing bright orange glow shining through the curtains.
A design flaw had caused the gas cylinder seal to melt and whoosh, his smoker had turned it's self into some sort of fishy blunderbuss, firing 5 pounds of herring into neighbouring trees and gardens.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 7:26,
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*chortles**click*
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Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 18:57,
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I like this,and am inspired to reproduce the effect. Click
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