Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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My dad really loved baseballand I hated it. However, I do fondly remember one day when I was maybe 6 or 7, and he was trying to make me into an awesome baseball batter. We were standing in front of the house, and he'd pitch the ball to me and hope that I'd hit it over the house. In retrospect, considering the number of windows/automobiles in that area, this is only one of many ways it could have gone wrong.
Anyway, he lobbed the ball over towards me, and I swung the bat as hard as my little six-year-old arms could. BAM! Hit my dad right in the balls. Both of us fell over, him in pain, me in hysterical laughter. I've done that a couple of times since, and every time it was just as funny to me.
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Ithyphallophobia, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 6:24,
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