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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Proud?Out in the pub one night with mates and my dad, I told what I believed to be a cracker of a joke. It bombed. My dad turned to me and my friends and issued the words that have stayed with me to this day.
"To think I wasted sperm on you"
He got the bellyaching laughs from all my mates that I wanted. Thanks Dad
(, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:06, 1 reply)
So what was the joke?
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:45, closed)
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