I used to think..
My dad could be an evil cunt but those that lived with their parents in 1991 would have all had a rough time to a certain extent, don't know if anyone remembers the last recession? Now that's what I call a proper recesssion! The old man's mortgage tripled over night but due to him being so proud he didn't say anything about it, although life was hell for a good two years, this reached a head when my older sister put his head through a window due to him losing his temper and getting out of control. I have two sisters that do not take any shit whatsoever!

When he did eventually tell me (years later) it made everything make sense, I get on with him really well now, he is awesome at DIY, so is constantly helping me out with difficult jobs around the house and I am even taking on some of his personality traits (according to the rest of my family) this manifests itself by me switching off lights, TV's and generally anything that isn't being used and generally being frugal with the little funds we have to play around with, also I have bouts of grumpiness just like the old man, a chip of the old block you might say but luckily I get all my powers of reasoning from my mother, so I never stay grumpy for long.

Sorry for no funnies but if I could give any advice to teenagers that don't get on with their dad's and live with them, just move out. You will find within months that your relationship improves. Also you learn very quickly that the world owes you approximately fuck all, a lesson better to be learnt sooner rather than later.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:11, 1 reply)

turning off lights and things
that's not taking after your dad, that's just being a man.
they all do it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 21:19, closed)