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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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^What she said.I don't do rollercoasters, and when we went to Alton Towers recently and my mum bought a bunch of sugar lollies for the kids, on helping him unwrap it and failing due to a conspiracy of sellotape, my nephew told me "Uncle Vagabond you're rubbish - you won't go on the rollercoaster and now you can't even open a lollipop."
Fucker changed his mind once his head was in the bin, mind.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 11:13,
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Treat 'em mean, eh?Nothing like a half eaten burger and the end of a used ketchup sachet stuck in your collar for reminding you to respect your elders and betters! Mind you I reckon children's services are monitoring me already so I have to be careful which bins I can put them in.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 30 Nov 2010, 18:42,
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