Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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My mates dadA few years ago, I was in a local pub with some mates. Looking at a picture on the wall, I catch a familiar face in a photo. "R(name changed, shockingly), I didn't know your dad drank here."
My mate looked confused. "He dosen't, not for years anyway."
"Then why is his picture on the wall?"
Following my gaze, the group see a picture on the wall. It's a picture of a group of guys on holiday, all stood around a topless woman, all very drunk. Off to the side is a younger, but clearly recognisable R's dad, smoking two cigaretes at once.
"But my dad dosen't smoke!" cried R in confusion. I'll never look at his dad the same again.
(, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 12:24, Reply)
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