The one time my dad came to watch me play cricket at school
I bowled four wickets in one over, and caught out their last man with a panicky fluke that appeared to the crowd as my bending down and casually sticking out my right hand (I'm a Southpaw) to stop the ball hitting the floor.

He was well chuffed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:57, 3 replies)

Yes, but...
Was it a maiden over as well?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:06, closed)

Sadly not.
In panic, on the last ball the defendant lashed out wildly, tickling it to the slips, who, still stunned from my surgical dispatching of the previous four, allowed him to - in that great British tradition - slip one in.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 16:14, closed)

Shame
Top effort, all the same.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 20:18, closed)