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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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How To Discipline Your KidsA friend of mine, during his younger years, pilfered his Dad's cherry brandy, got drunk, but managed to avoid detection. The perfect crime, he thought.
The next morning, at the breakfast table, his Dad is reading the newspaper out aloud
"Have you read this, The Wife? A young lad in town was murdered by his parents."
"Why was that?"
"It says here his dad murdered him after he stole the cherry brandy."
Never mentioned again. Never happened again.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 17:02, Reply)
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