Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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SmokingMy dad used to smoke about 40 fags a day, but when he turned 30 and was very much a parent he stopped smoking, given his responsibilities to his wife and children.
He maintains that on his 65th birthday (and his responsibilities end somewhat) he's going down the post-office, collecting his pension and spending it all on "lovely, lovely" Marlboro Lights.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 2:26, 1 reply)
The awful Frank Skinner has said something similar about his alcoholismSaying some of the best times he had was when he was a drunk, so in his dotage, or should he ever find out he's got a terminal disease, he's going to start getting pissed again.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:09,
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