Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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My Dad ...has just been deported from Thailand after his Thai slapper girlfriend bled him dry and kicked him out.
Here is what I wrote in his Father's Day card.
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“Oh! You Bwitish! Me love you long time.” Well you didn’t think she was after your body, did you?
Never mind Dad. I’m sure you are in excellent company.
The “I’ve been bled dry and dumped by a Thai slapper” club is so large that its membership that would make any store loyalty scheme envious. There’s probably even a support club.
Dad, you never cease to embarrass me. At least you didn’t go postal in Cumbria. His Thai bird was called Hong too.
So Happy Father’s Day and Welcome home you old thoroughly incorrigible old rogue.
Oh and Dad, if you get a nasty rash, don’t just leave it. See a doctor.
Love from your long suffering daughter,
Que?
Yes really.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 3:18, Reply)
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