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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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A couple of weeks agoI visited my parents, dear old pensioners that they are these days, while they were watching I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. There was a torture session involving Stacey Solomon and some bloke or other having to eat kangaroo penises, when my dad piped up: "She'll be fine with that, Dagenham girls love eating cock!" with a sly wink.
My Dagenham-born mother looked up from her crossword, threw a pen at his head and replied "Not any fucking more they don't."
Me... I went out to the shed to look for the mindbleach and coarse-grade wire wool.
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