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Angry dad
My dad picked me up from the metro after work one day, being a kind old soul as he is. We drove chatting until somthing caught his eye that sent him into a wild rage. He swears a little, but never the big 3. Imagine my supprise when he started shouting how it was "Pathetic" and "Fucking stupid" and "they should be ashamed!".

What caused this rage? He saw a mobility scooter.
(Mong goose, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:22, 5 replies)
Fucking crippled spastics

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 19:32, closed)

Whats the 3rd? Fuck, cunt and...?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 1:37, closed)

Shit. Though the goonies say it, so maybe it's not so bad.
(Mong goose, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 10:13, closed)
Liver sclerosis

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 12:32, closed)
Twat?

(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 3:40, closed)

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