The darkest nightclub in the world ™
A few weeks ago a group of about 20 of us went on a stag weekend in Bristol. As you would expect incalculably large quantities of alcohol, curry etc were consumed before we entered in to the darkest nightclub in the world ™

Now a lot of clubs are dark, but this one was as dark as Winnie Mandela’s ringpiece (and about as pleasant). Of course, stag parties typically end up entangled with hen parties and this night was no exception to that rule. We ended up drinking with what seemed to be a groups of late 20’s/ early 30’s “hens” all dressed up in schoolgirl outfits (or what appeared to be – difficult to tell given how dark it was). This particular club (naff 80’s music – can’t remember the name) had a chrome pole for customers to dance around & plenty of this hen party made the most of it and it was certain some of our group were on for some sexy tiem later that night (not me – I would have had to have tied a toothbrush to my cock I had drank so much).

It turns out this particular battery of hens were staying in the same hotel as us which made it even more certain that some of our group would end up entangled with some of the hen party.

Fast forward to about 11am the following day, we are all hanging around the hotel having a refreshing liquid breakfast before checking out… out of the lift come a group of late 50’s women… yep the hens from the previous night had aged about 25 years over night thanks to being seen in daylight. (if they had taken their clothes off they would have needed ironing) – the shock of this overnight transformation did not stop one of our group yelling “hello girls – we were out with your daughters last night”

Cue the tumbleweed & a fast exit to the station.
( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:48, 5 replies)

That club sounds like
Reflex...

In which case you have my sympathies, sir.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:53, closed)

Yep!
that was the name of it - the mere mention of it has given me terrible flashbacks to that night...
( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:04, closed)

"As dark as Winnie Mandela's ringpiece"
You have made my day!
(Mr. Cunt put the indy in kindy., Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:09, closed)

Me too!
That was sheer brilliance.
(Chairman Lmao Something something your mum, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:17, closed)

“hello girls – we were out with your daughters last night”
Ha ha brilliant!

As also mentioned, Reflex? You did have the sensible people of Bristol deepest of sympathies for going to that shithole!
(Laxly, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 18:57, closed)