poo in the dark
I used to work in a cinema. Dark cinemas are the perfect place to hide things, because even with the lights on, you can never see perfectly.
So if you're ever in a cinema and there are children crying all around you because there's an intense smell, like the inside of a cow's bum, it's because some pig molesting toss stain has done a poo in a Coke cup and hidden it somewhere to fester for 3 weeks.
At the end of this stinky period, one plucky young employee will find said cup, and take the lid off, curious about the treasures that lurk within.
I hate dark places.
(reducedfatLOLcat, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 22:49, 1 reply)

Hahahhaha!
That's grim! Reminds me of a time my 18yr old self cleaned the ladies toilet and found a turd wrapped in knickers and stuffed down the side of the pan. People are weird...

*click*
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 23:07, closed)