Grizzly!
The summer after "Jaws" came out saw a number of copy-cat movies. One of the more successful ones was "Grizzly!", which followed the same plot as "Jaws", substituting a forest for the ocean, tents and cabins for boats, and (of course) a gargantuan bear for the huge shark.

For some reason my girl was keen to see this film; perhaps our positive experience with "Jaws" the year before influenced her decision. However, while we lived 300 miles from the ocean, we both actually lived in the forest!

We made it through the first 30 minutes of "Grizzly!", then headed home. Being horny teenagers in the US, we traditionally stopped at one of a few secluded places to 'park' (read: fuck like bunnies). This night we picked a spot as far from the woods as possible - a 'summer road' through some wheat and hay. fields. Beautiful night, no moon or other light to reveal our love games. My gorgeous (but nervous) sweetheart huddled close, and our raging hormones soon overrode our apprehension. I began stripping my beauty, when a flash lit the car!

Cover up, look around - nothing. Listen - nothing. Ok, maybe a shooting star. After a few minutes we resume. I take off her other sock - FLASH!

It was just static electricity, but on top of that movie, the mood was spoiled. Home we went.

Oh, and 3 weeks later her neighbors trailer was broken into by a bear, who completely trashed the place. No-one was home, but we ended up renting our first motel room soon after. No more parking for a few months. :)
(danalan Pretty good, for an amateur., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 4:53, 1 reply)

i loved that film
the bit where the bear swipes that girl's head off with its claws is really funny
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:20, closed)