Footpath sex
I was walking in the dark and nearly tripped over a couple having sex on the footpath. This was in an area with no street lighting.

I was one of those awkward literally frozen moments.

As they were silent and weren't moving, I thought the indistinct crumpled shape was a mugging victim. So I froze thinking, "Holy shit..."

Meanwhile, they had frozen because their interlude had been interrupted by a guy in a black trench-coat silently standing over them and staring. Mr Freakazoid.

Eventually one of them moved and all the tension disappeared when I sighed, "Oh, I thought you were dead."
(xixax, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 3:39, 1 reply)

hahhaha
My friend got reported for being a dead body once by someone walking their dog in the morning. He'd just passed out pissed in the park. :)
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 14:16, closed)