the mop incident
so recently i was at a house party and after a few drinks everyone began playing the mop game outside in the garden.

the basic rules are you stand at the top of the garden, hold the mop and run around it 10 times then let go.
you then see how far down the garden you can stagger before falling flat on your face.
the winner being the person who can make it to the house before they fall over.

anyway it got to around 2 am and everyone went into the house to sleep (or so we thought)
myself and the other half were sleeping in the conservatory on a
couch that faced the glass doors that lead outside.
the curtains for the doors were open but you couldn't see a thing outside because of the dark.

it gets to around an hour later, we're having the usual drunken rambling conversations and staring into
the darkness outside when
BANG!
a face hits the glass its features all squished and distorted.
i then ran screaming into the living room swearing at the top of my lungs.

apparently, one of the lads had gone outside for a cig and decided to try his luck at the mop game again.
he didn't count on making it all the way to the conservatory doors before he fell.

needless to say we just closed the curtains and left him sleeping outside with his face pressed against the glass.
(stitched, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 22:26, 2 replies)

the same mop?
If you combine your story with the story immediately below, "temporary toilet" ... EWWW!
( bnt what, me worry?, Sun 26 Jul 2009, 23:01, closed)

Left him "sleeping" outside...
Or unconscious, whichever!
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 10:18, closed)