The Dark17,000 writes: Everything bad happens in the dark. Tell us your stories of noises and bumps in the night, power cuts, blindfolds and cinema fumbling.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:49)
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Another bad awakeningAbout two years ago I was at a house party in the wilds of Essex. I had got unbelievably wrecked on pimms (is there a more middle class drink?) and passed out in the hallway under a rug.
I was rudely awoken some hours later by a couple having sex on top of me.
It took a few seconds for my drunken brain to realize what the rythmic pounding sensation was, then slightly less time than an instant to shout "Get off me you bastards".
The screaming was... unpleasant.
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MatJ LOOK, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 0:58,
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