A rainy awkeininginisation
Forgive me, am a tad stoned so this might not make much spanner!

Anyway, in College my lecturer was turning 30 and invited us all out to his MASSIVE place in Liverpool a nd about 20/30 of us showed up, after a LONG drinking and smoking session mien host said "fuck it, im off to bed just sleep where you want" so i curled up infront of his lovely warm fire thinking that i would be toasty warm all night..... a few hours of snoaring passed when all of a sudden, my cheek was dripped on, i rubbed it off, then my ear was more wet, more drippage than before, my eyes adhusting to the low light and flickering firelight where astonished to find my lecturer stood above me, cock in hand pissing over my head into the fire in an attempt to calm the fire down before he went to bed! I angrilly told hom that i was infront of the fire and after my impromptue golden shower i would continue to be so, so if theres a fire imergancy I will be hte first to know... "now fuck off and pee outside" so he did right out of the front door..... morning came, no sign of our graceous host.... 11 came, still no sign, Fuck it we all thought lets just get to college, make sure this is locked up, he might have had an early start.
ER arrived for our stupidly early 1pm lesson.... to an empty room, half an hour passed of wonderment, was he dead? was he still out drinking? had he gotten lost and was now in a hole placing lotion int the basket? NOPE the door flug open a deschevlled lecturer bounded in, rather stinking of stale beer and piss..... Turns out he took my advise of going outside a little too heart.... stargard next door to the lovely couple peeked through theeir letterbox, then naturally shoved his cock in and peed all over thier carpet, All in FULL view of a police car parked not 20 yards awy visiting a kebab house!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 2:03, Reply)