I sometimes talk in my sleep.
I was happily asleep when suddenly the darkness was taken away as the bedside light snapped on and I was being shaken awake by my ex angrily saying ‘What do you mean “Don’t worry, I don’t think you look anything like Homer Simpson”?’

Which is apparently what I’d turned to her and said, with my hand gently resting against the side of her face.

It was a particularly odd thing to say because, with hindsight, I realise that she actually did look like Homer Simpson.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:03, 3 replies)

Doh!
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:23, closed)

A mate of mine

woke up his missus by saying, "mmm, beautiful tacos..."

Odd.
( Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 16:05, closed)

apparently...
...I woke up the other half at midnight last night shouting "get me a menu...where are the menus?"

I can't remember the dream, but I usually can remember them.

wtf is wrong with me?!
(twiceydrinker hmmm is it pint time?, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 8:39, closed)