Choo wooo
I was on the train on the way to work. The train was overfull so I was stood in the vestibule with about 5 other people - making it too busy, but not touching eachother busy.

The lights weren't working. I was near the window, so I was still ok to read my book, but when we went through the tunnels it was so dark that I had nothing to do...

...other than belming, big cheezy grins, and a variety of other faces.

In the dark nobody knows who is giggling to themselves.
(teebie jeebie, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:13, 4 replies)

I do this too
A variation is on the tube, when its really loud due to the train negotiating some tunnel or the other I loudly abuse all my fellow passengers, sing songs, talk rubbish, etc. They cant hear me at all.
(zero.coke, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 12:34, closed)

One day...
the noise will stop abruptly and everyone will hear you shout "...bunch of fucking cun... oh, sorry."

I just hope I'm about when it happens.
( Moey, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:40, closed)

Unlikely
For the noise to stop abruptly the train would have to come to a dead halt in less than one second.
(zero.coke, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:39, closed)

Ok...
a slightly literal take on a decidedly silly suggestion, but I take your point and take back my comment.

Please accept my full and frank apologies and trust that I'll never again attempt to make a humorous comment* in response to anything anyone ever says.

Ever.




*I know, but I use the word humorous very loosely and besides, I'm very easily amused.
( Moey, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 15:57, closed)