I'll never throw a flat party again.
I was having a party at my apartment a while back, and(as I am wont to do)I got smashed. As the night went on, I decided i was ready to turn in for the night, seeing as everyone else was either on their way out or was crashed for the night.

I went to get into my bed, and felt several unnecessary limbs. I thought this strange, even in my drunken state, because I was very much single at the time. As I fumbled to turn on the lights, I am shown a very distraught couple in my bed, completely nude and evidently in the midst of copulating. Not knowing what else to say or do, and my mind not registering it was my bed, I said "I'll just be going now," and opted for passing out on the balcony instead because my couch was already full taken. Sometimes my friends are cunts.
(ev1lpoptart is known to contain at least 24 carcinogens, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:47, 1 reply)

"several uncecessary limbs'
That quote alone wins you a click. :)
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 18:12, closed)