If a mate passes out in a dark pub or club
Place a pair of high strength sunglasses on their face. Prod them a few times until they wake up, then sit back and marvel as you see a grown man or woman just about piss themselves with fright as they ponder whether the years of excessive alcohol abuse have eventually caught up with them and they have, in point of fact, gone blinder than Stevie Wonder trapped in a lead lined box at the bottom of a very deep dark ocean.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:53, 1 reply)

Click!
That's a coincidence! For when you don't have any tape..
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:55, closed)