Not me this time...
My ex-bloke, M is a middle child, and they do tend towards the annoying. Not being the eldest "Big Boy" or the baby of the family, they seem to develop other "skills"

When M was about seven and his little brother was four-ish, he was bored one day. So bored was he, in fact that when his little brother went to sleep, he nipped downstairs found himself some sellotape,and scampered back upstairs chuckling quietly. An idea was forming.. He then stood over his little brother's defenceless sleeping form, pulled off two strips of tape, and applied them to the little chap's tightly closed and dreaming eyes.

His little brother woke up ten minutes later, screaming fit to wake the dead.. both the parents rushed into the bedroom, to see what had caused the commotion, and were eventually able to reassure the little fella that he hadn't in fact gone blind, his venomous brother had been up to his tricks again...

Edit. That's the last time I post without looking down!
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:54, Reply)