Advice for the future
If, after a few pints, it seems like a good idea to stand at the side of the one-way system giving passing chav cars the finger and/or the hitler salute, make sure the chavs are smaller than you.

If you fail to do this, at least make sure there are more of you than them.

If you fail to do THIS, make sure it's only chavs you do it to, not pickup-driving drug dealers.

They don't have much a sense of humour, and will chase you all over town (along with all their friends they will rope in to help) for the next two hours.

With big, fuck off bits of metal.





The killer as far as I was concerned was when one of them walked up to my friend in the street (apparently not recognising him), and asked him if he'd seen anyone running for their lives. He thought for a moment then pointed in the opposite direction to where the rest of us were hiding. The guy shook my friend's hand and walked off.



To this day, I'm still a little scared of red toyota pickups.
( MatJ LOOK, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 0:04, 1 reply)

that
is fucking great, cheers!
( SpankyHanky, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 0:24, closed)