Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Giant zit!When I was about 13 I had a massive zit on my nose. No matter what I did it wouldn't pop. I couldn't go to school the next day with this thing on my face.
So I filed it away, with my mothers metal nail file! I'm not quite stupid enough to use a best sander or anything, besides it was late at night and there was no way I was going to my Grandads!
Cue a giant abscess growing in the middle of my face and me facing nightly salt baths for my nose and heaps of anti biotics!
My school picture was that week!
That's not the really stupid part though. Two years later I did it again, on my arse!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 0:31, Reply)
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