Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Cyclingcycled as fast as my 10 year old legs would carry me down the hill after the little green car.. turned a corner and saw a big red thing.. pulled the brake levers for all i was worth.. but still crashed into the back of a big red tractor (complete with bailing spikes) at a speed great enough that i smashed my helmet and broke my nose and cheek bone putting my head through the number plate..
i somehow missed the spikes.. and an inch either way with my head and it would have hit the much sturdier bits of metal holding the number plate in place.. the 3 operations on my face seems like i got off likely now..
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 3:20, 1 reply)
Lightly.
Got off lightly.
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 10:20,
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