Imptatient
One day I was in the middle of Lancaster waiting to cross over a busy road, as I was half way over a big articulated lorry stopped right in front of me.

Me, being an impatient bastard at the best of times decided to cut through _underneath_ the lorry to get to the other side of the road. Unfortunately I'm 6ft 3 tall and being a lanky fucker I bashed my head underneath the lorry, fell over and nearly shit myself as it started moving with me underneath it.

I escaped unhurt but only by a foot or so, I still have nightmares thinking about how close I was to certain death.. Stupidest thing I've EVER done by far.
(addikt, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 10:14, 3 replies)

lol this is cracking.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 10:19, closed)

ruddy heck
have to agree, that is rather stupid!

thinking about it though, it's incredibly daft how many risks we take in our everyday lives just to save a few seconds. like most other people i'm sure... the amount of times i've risked life and limb by crossing the road at a busy junction when the lights are red but i'm sure i can make it across in time... when the green man will pop up within 20 seconds at most if i can only wait. stupid isn't the word really.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 10:32, closed)

Eeep!
That's scary...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:07, closed)