Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Pick on someone your own size...'I can make it.' said my brain.
'There's loads of room.' agreed my brain.
"Just a quick twist of the throttle and I'll be passed the lorry and away." I said to the inside of my helmet.
'Fuckingcuntyshittingarsenuggets!' my brain screamed at itself as the lorry suddenly turned across me.
"That'll be £40, please." said the shop assistant as she handed over the bag containing new trousers and underwear.
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Moey, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:41,
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*click*Nice use of the shitty your pants analogy. Cheers, mate.
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SpankyHanky, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:38,
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