Aftershave
I got my dad a dads day gift set of something relatively cheap - i would like to think brut 33 but it may have been old spice.

As i wandered back from town i decided to smell it (maybe i should have done that bit before buying it). It was a small squeezy bottle with about 50ml of aftershave. I held it to my nostril, sniffed, nothing. I had another crack, nothing - so i gave it a squeeze. Up shoots a jet of alochol stuff with scent in it right up into my sinuses. I drop to the floor screaming for about 20 minutes, my eyesight went in one eye and for about 3 days i swear i could still smell cheap aftershave. The closest pain this relates to is snorting vodka - but change vodka for absinthe and it would be closer.

It was sad that i was about 15 when i did this.

All this was to make up for the previous week when i tested the theory that a magnet could pull a pin from a plug socket. It can't. also pins don't "fall into" wall sockets. And they melt when the magnet touches them. No grand prix for dad, as he fixes the socket and fuses.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:56, Reply)