Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Twat on a KawasakiMy mate Mitch managed to wrap his motorbike round a tree in Lincolnshire whilst trying to make a roll up. (He later said he'd slowed down so couldn't really see the problem).
Really fucked himself up.
When he looked down at his legs, he noticed his foot was facing the wrong way round, then he saw the blood trickle up and over his boot.
When they put him in the back of the ambulance he was delirious.
He pointed to the mangled wreck of his Kawasaki and said: "Ha! Ha! Ha! Some idiot's only gone and written their bike off!"
To which the paramedic replied: "Erm, yes... And that would be you..."
At which point Mitch promptly passed out.
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SpankyHanky, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 13:39,
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