
Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Lets face it, you're all likely to be enjoying my organs at some point in the future...
Apologies to Mr Liver's new owner. Whoever gets my willy, I hope you get more use out of it than I do...
( , Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:02, 6 replies)

I get angry and ranty...
( , Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:06, closed)

As the road ripped all of his skin and flesh off his knee.
I said sprey with some of that yellow savlon spray and be done with it, wimp!
( , Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:57, closed)
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