Dogs and cats living together.
I have had many, many close calls but I suppose the most memorable was the time I was helping out one of my customers. I was with my associates and I was instructed to clear my mind and think about nothing as my potential destroyer would take the form that we were thinking about.

Well, old muggins here couldn’t help thinking of the most innocent thing that I could think of from my childhood. The stay puft marshmallow man. It was stupid. Incredibly so. But I couldn’t help it. Anyway, a stay puft marshmallow man appeared but it was massive! One of my associates recommended that we ‘cross the streams’ of our weapons to fight our then current adversary. Although having previously being warned that if we did that there was a very good chance of a total protonic reversal which would render all life as I know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in my body exploding at the speed of light.

Anyway we crossed the streams and had marshmallow for dinner for a blooming week.

Signed,

Ray
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