a few but to keep things short
going back 15 years through the mists of time, local off sales had a christmas raffle, I won a bottle of whisky, drank it with a half bottle of rum as a chaser and some speed and proceeded to fall thirty feet over the bannisters while trying to get into my house. Two blood clots on brain, numerous fractures of skull, broken jaw, ruptured eardrum and right calf completely torn off with left calf torn open

it seemed like a good idea at the time
(albinomeatpod, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:42, 4 replies)

Pictures?
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( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:59, closed)

hurt much?
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(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:04, closed)

Admirable economy with language there, mate.
It was a good idea, but chance buggered it up for ya.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 2:09, closed)

ouch
beats my drunken escapades by a country mile *clicks* similar thing happened to my dad, but he deserved it. Hope your well now.
(orangejuicejohns, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:58, closed)