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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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I've just bought myself a new Mountain Bike...
...and I've decided that I really want to have a go at this.

I'm thirty five.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:07, 3 replies)
you mad crazy bastard.
Go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 15:23, closed)
I recommend
a nice hearty line of coke first...
(I helped save b3ta! SpankyHanky, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:00, closed)
Don't forget
You're booked in for your life insurance medical next week.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:08, closed)

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