Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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not very long or very funnybut, the 3 things that spring to mind are:
racing around fields on motorbikes aged 13 with NO helmet, road tyres on wet fields, and no working clutch (had to get a run up and then crash the box to get going)
the somewhat common passtime of throwing full cans of lighter gas or aerosol cans on fires in the woods and jumping through the fucking 6 ft fireballs that occurred!?
And finally the stupidest thing I can remember, throwing live 0.22 bullets onto an open fire and hiding behind a tree skinnier then I was! Some of the damn things hit the very tree I was taking "cover" behind, how I wasn't shot I'll never know!
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 16:32, Reply)
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