Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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"arts and crafts"Close to midnight, cutting some stencils and I somehow managed to embed a razor-sharp scalpel cleanly into my wrist, nicking an artery. Blood sprays everywhere. Call an ambulance, get picked up, quizzed by the ambulance drivers.
When we got to the desk at A&E the ambulance drivers were checking me in. I could see the old girl mouth the word 'suicide??' to them, to which they replied: 'No love, Arts and Crafts'.
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 17:18, Reply)
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