Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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the worst bit was my mate stayed in the house after i moved out.about a year later he was putting up a picture in the upstairs room. hammering in a nail to some shitty plaster, on the slanted bit where the roof comes in, misses nail (probably high) hammer goes traight in, tears out a big chunk of plaster, which is followed by a bunch of pissed off wasps who were nesting in the roof space.
motherfuckers came back for more!
he's a skinhead too, his head was COVERED in angry red lumps :D poor bastard.
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