Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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I think I should be declared the winnerwhy ?
because not three hours ago I went to pick up a pile of A3's from the output tray on the printer here and recieved the mother of all paper cuts right on the first joint of my index finger on the right hand. R i g h t - o n - t h e - m o t h e r f u c k i n - j o i n t.
There was blood and everything, old pokey is still in a bit of shock but the other nine lads are doing their best to cheer him up.
Always be careful when working with paper.
says he typing while leaning back on the two legs of his chair and holding a hot cup of coffee , mad bastard that he is...
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:44, 2 replies)
I just keeptelling myself that chicks dig scars
(, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:47, closed)
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