b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Darwin Awards » Post 368437 | Search
This is a question Darwin Awards

Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
Pages: Latest, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, ... 1

« Go Back

God is a Cunt

In church.

Thirteen years old.

Incredibly bored.

Noticed the lady in the pew in front was wearing a scandalously short and flimsy, almost see-thru summer dress. I could see her underwear through the fabric. Everytime she kneeled to pray, for one brief - I would go as far to say spiritual - instant I caught a flash, just a suggestion, of her pert, pale buttocks and a lacy black thong.

Church was suddenly very exciting.

When it came time for communion I turned and tripped over my mum's handbag, twatting my face on the hard wooden pew. I passed out and nearly swallowed my tongue.

God was obviously not pleased with me.

Vengeful cunt, that God fella...
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:26, 3 replies)
church luvin
did you get any religioua taboo lol?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 16:02, closed)
for brief instant!

See what you did there? ;o)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 18:01, closed)

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 19:06, closed)

« Go Back

Pages: Latest, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, ... 1