Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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God is a CuntIn church.
Thirteen years old.
Incredibly bored.
Noticed the lady in the pew in front was wearing a scandalously short and flimsy, almost see-thru summer dress. I could see her underwear through the fabric. Everytime she kneeled to pray, for one brief - I would go as far to say spiritual - instant I caught a flash, just a suggestion, of her pert, pale buttocks and a lacy black thong.
Church was suddenly very exciting.
When it came time for communion I turned and tripped over my mum's handbag, twatting my face on the hard wooden pew. I passed out and nearly swallowed my tongue.
God was obviously not pleased with me.
Vengeful cunt, that God fella...
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SpankyHanky, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:26,
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church luvindid you get any religioua taboo lol?
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clickyfor brief instant!
See what you did there? ;o)
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 18:01,
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Youheathen!
click!
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