Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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A Close Run ThingI was in a pub full of meatheads cracking jokes with a mate from work. The locals seemed to be enjoying my cracks - at least the ones they could understand but then things went a bit wrong after this joke. I'll give the short version.
A bloke was with parked up with his girlfriend and things were getting a bit frisky. The girl was getting more and more turned on and then suddenly yelled:
"Kiss me where it stinks....."
So he drove her to Redcar.
(boom-tish!)
I was in a pub in Redcar at the time.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 1:32,
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