i'm a good friend.
i was at a party once and a few of us were staying over.
at about 4am everyone starts going to sleep some went upstairs except for me and 3 others. we'd heard one of the lads sleep walked so we said we'd just keep an eye out for him doing it and make sure he didn't hurt himself.

about half an hour after we'd fallen asleep i felt the couch move and noticed the lad had gotten up. so i tried to get him to stay in the room but he kept on walking into the kitchen,i decided to follow him. from were i was stood i saw him open the drawer with the kitchen knife in it. now i was still very drunk and we'd been watching psycho. so although i didn't see him grab anything out of the drawer i just assumed he had.

so i ran screaming through the living room past my sleeping friends, up the stairs and locked myself in the bathroom. about 5 minutes later i heard a voice shout up "YOU CAN COME OUT IT WAS A WOODEN SPOON!"

and that is how i abandoned my friends to almost be killed by a teen slasher that never actually was.
(i eat crayons, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 16:33, Reply)