Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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So there's my brother, trying to be Michael Jordanbouncing his basketball around the yard. He fails epically - but it's still cute to watch. I grow bored and go inside.
Three minutes later I hear screaming.
Turns out my brother had picked up a hefty chunk of concrete and had attempted to throw it up in the air and over his head in the latest Michael Jordan style of backwards goals.
Only it didn't go over his head. It went straight up then landed on his forehead.
Queue blood everywhere and a trip to the hospital for stitches.
That was one of my brother's brushes with the grim reaper.
Size? Too bloody big for a 7 year old.
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 6:43, Reply)
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