
Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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My baby brother desperately wanted to be a butterfly when he was a kid. I told him he had to be a caterpillar first.
That’s how they found him, wrapped in sheeting in the shed. Asphyxiated they said.
Maybe he’s flying now.
BB RIP
You silly sausage.
( , Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:02, 5 replies)

I don't even have a brother. My poor little baby sister though, she wanted to be a moth. I said that she had to be a beetle first.
That's how they found her, wedged in under the house. Dehydration they said.
Maybe she's flying now.
BS RIP
( , Mon 16 Feb 2009, 11:13, closed)
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